Friday, November 13, 2009

Heist of the Century

I visited Knoxnews.com searching for details regarding the arresteded Tennessee football players.

According to the story, the alleged victims say they were sitting in their car when two men in black hoodies opened the door, brandished weapons, and said "Give us everything you've got."

From that point on, the story is about as comical as an armed robbery can possibly be:

"I could just tell he wasn't going to shoot me. He didn't have too much authority," Zickefoose said.
The victims said they showed the two men their empty wallets and said they had no money.
"I said, 'Sorry, we don't have anything to give you.' " Zickefoose said.
"We ain't got nothing but a cheeseburger," Smith added, "but they didn't take that."
A third man then approached the car and told the other two men in hoodies, "We've got to go," DeBusk said.
The three men got into a 2010 Toyota Prius driven by a woman and fled the area. Zickefoose said he glanced at the Prius during the attempted heist and noted the woman seemed amused.
"She was smiling, with a big grin on her face," Zickefoose said.

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