Monday, November 3, 2008

Questions I'm Pondering On Election Eve

* Am I still allowed to be a liberal if I always thought Studs Terkel was annoying?
* Why doesn't someone invent a restaurant napkin dispenser that reliably dispenses only 1 napkin at a time, rather than 25 napkins that all cling together?
* Wouldn't it have been cool if James Garner had campaigned for McCain?
* Or even cooler if he'd made a "the real Maverick supports Obama" commercial?
* If gay marriage is outlawed, will only gay outlaws get married? (I think I plagiarized that, but I can't remember from where so I can't attribute it.)

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