In the year I've lived here I've had 3 longish power outages- 1 of them lasted nearly three days. Each time, most everyone I know was surprised my power was out so long. They either had not lost power, or their electricity had been restored much more quickly than had mine.
Not this time. The entire neighborhood is dark. No street lights, no lights on in any of the surrounding homes. But I've got power.
IN YOUR FACE, SUCKERS!
Oops. I mean, I hope your electricity is restored in a timely manner, friends and neighbors, and if there is anything at all I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask.
Of course, if you don't have power you probably can't get on-line to see this offer.
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