Congratulations, President-Elect Obama!
Johnny Olson, tell him what he's won.
Bob, the first prize in our Showcase Showdown is the National Debt, valued at 10 trillion dollars!
And no debt is complete without costly wars. You've won two! Yes, Barack, you'll be the envy of all the world leaders with quagmires in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
and so on
I was going to add more-economy, global warming, nearly half the country against him, etc. But I don't feel like making myself depressed. I'm trying to enjoy this.
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