Sunday, October 12, 2008

I found this posting on Craigslist.

Quarterback Needed (University of Kentucky)

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Reply to: job-875441452@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-11, 4:25PM EDT



How would you feel playing in front of no less than 70,000 fans every SATURDAY? Wednesday through Fridays are booked for Louisville games. The University of Kentucky is now accepting applications for the quarterback position. All you have to do is complete passes longer than 3 yards so that UK is capable of winning a conference football game this year. We prefer a passer capable of throwing a pass that can't be referred to as a "duck." We would also prefer someone that has at least middle school playing experience.

Please send video to offensive coordinator Joker Phillips.




Location: University of Kentucky
Compensation: The chance to play at a BCS school, and throw to wide receivers who have a 50/50 chance of catching the football.
This is a part-time job.
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PostingID: 875441452

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