The rumors that Obama is secretly Muslim just refuse to die.
Hasn't anyone noticed that Muslims aren't known for being very secretive about their religion? Can anybody name a single other person in history who was 'discovered' to be Islamic?
Closet homosexuals, I've heard of. Same with closet drinkers and drug users.
I guess Obama was just thinking ahead. He's probably had it all planned out since he was 18; he knew, as he entered Columbia University, that in Ronald Reagan's America he (Obama) was a can't-miss future candidate, slated to be the next in a long line of black presidents from Hawaii. So all he had to do was start covering his Islamic tracks, and then, when the inevitable happened and he became the leader of the free world, he could spring his surprise, forcing us all to give up alcohol and bow to Mecca 5 times a day.
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