State mottos

I came across some suggested mottos while looking up the actual ones.

A lot of the ones on the list just weren't funny, but I pasted a few of my favorites below:

Alabama:
Like the third world, but closer

Because SC is a Little Too Progressive for Some of Us


Alaska:
Yeah, but it's a dry cold


Arkansas:
It's Trailer-rific!!!

California:
Silicon Valley in the North, Silicone Hills in the South!

Colorado:
Now 100% John Denver free!

Florida:
Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong

Hawaii:
Why Does Everybody Think Putting Ham and Pineapple on Something Makes it "Hawaiian"?

Idaho:
Get Your Whites Their Whitest!

Iowa:
Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

Kansas:
We aren't all that crazy about Newton and his "gravity", either.

Nebraska:
The "N" is for "Knowledge!"

New Jersey:
What smell?

Oklahoma:
We're like the Canada of Texas

Rhode Island:
Yes, we know what a peninsula is

Texas:
With your father as ex-president, all things are possible.

Wisconsin:
Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers

Canada:
It's only a matter of time.