One night last week I was kept awake by the noise of my neighbor's wind chimes. They were really loud. Finally, about 3 a.m., I went outside and filled the chimes with shredded paper towels. Worked like a charm.

Last night I dreamt I was being kept awake by the wind chimes. Is there anything weirder than dreaming you can't sleep?
Anyway, in the dream I went outside to do the paper towel thing again and was surprised to discover two feet of snow on the ground. It was vivid enough that this morning when I awoke I was surprised there was no snow.
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I am now on Facebook. I promise to check it at least once every three weeks.
I have lots and lots of friends already. I must be really cool. But why do they all want me to help their deposed Nigerian uncles?
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I am winning the football bowl contest at work. Good for me.
I have a substantial lead. I don't know all the possible scenarios or what it would take for me to lose, but I think I'll probably win. It isn't a lot of money but it beats losing, and bragging rights are priceless.